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Saturday, April 17, 2010, 7:29 AM
my dad was about to be interviewed for a promotion this coming Friday. so naturally there was talk about past interviews and bloopers. i think everything was hilarious because all these candidates who messed up were stern, serious, forty-years-old above police MEN. the policemen candidates were required to march before the interview. now, if you have ever been in a perbarisan (marching team) before, then you'll know that there are rules as to what foot goes out first, which arm swings out first, in which direct you hormat (salute) etc. you were probably in a team, so if you did something wrong, you can quickly rectify it. these policemen marches, however, are NOT like that. one thing wrong, they cut out marks that determine your reputation and promotion. quite a lot at stake. it doesn't sound funny if you really do something wrong because as a policeman that high ranked you CANNOT do wrong. no bloopers, no mistakes. i think that's why they were so nervous. anyway. case one: the candidate stopped okay. but when he started to march again, instead of his left foot, his right foot went out. he ended up jerking his steps like a robot all the way. (i had to spit my water back into the mug) case two: everyone else saluted with their right hand. this candidate saluted with his left. cute! to make things worse, the tongkat stuck under his arm fell. case three: this candidate marched in nicely, but instead of stopping to sit down for the interview, he panicked and forgot the procedure to stop. he ended up marching a circle around the chair and marching back out the room. (omy gawd the pain... the pain...) case four: the interview went okay for this one. then it was time to leave. he stood up, saluted, and marched to the left and tried to find the exit- in the curtains. of course he realized it immediately, but he stayed in there until someone directed him to the door on the right. poor man. until today his nickname is Yap Kur Tan. i cannot imagine how the interviewers managed to control themselves from totally ROFL. my throat hurts now. |
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